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Ultimate Tyler: Cater2Me
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! God, I needed a laugh today. Thanks, Ultimate Tyler! You’re the best worst! Tyler, shut up, honey. The only catering I want to hear about is that application you filled out...
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Tyler’s Dad Gets in on the Fun
I am well below his specified age range, so I can’t say with certainty what is in this hypothetical cougar’s head, but I have a hard time imagining it is anything like, “Oooh, gonna get me a naughty...
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Tyler and Travis: Bro Time, Yo’ Time
Tyler! Travis! WAKE UP. Check out time is 11:00 am, and I’m not having another night charged to my Visa. Yes, I understand you boys gave me cash for it, but – No, Travis, I am NOT interested in...
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Tyler: Aspirational Homewrecker
Okay, Tyler, if you really need me to say it. Fine. Tell you what. You go get that stupid bike out of my driveway, and I’ll do it. Seriously, I’ve asked you like a thousand times not to leave your...
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Welcome to the Jungle, Tyler
Oh, Tyler… I would love to teach you a few things. Toys? Absolutely, we can play with a toy. I just so happen to have one right here… Why yes, it sure is big. Am I scared? I dunno. I guess I would be....
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B. Strong: What YOU can do to help the victims of Angelina’s mastectomy
There sure has been a lot of talk about boobs lately. I can only speculate that this young Tyler is seeking comfort in the wake of Angelina Jolie’s staggering revelations yesterday in the New York...
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Tyler Ain’t Picky
I don’t want anything from you. Except plz 4 big tits, but don’t be too big otherwise, and preferably have one of two hair colors, and also block out a whole day for me to roll around on your sweet...
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Tyler Seeks Night Rider
Pros: Minimal time commitment, not picky Cons: Reciprocation not promised or even vaguely implied, learner’s permit
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Tyler’s School for Girls
Tyler… Carol and I aren’t going to be very naughty girls again until you take a shower. I could mop the floor with that hair of yours. And for the love of god, change your shirt this time! If you...
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Tyler and Pals: m4SexyDobby
(Forgive us this day our image sizing. The post has been deleted, and this image came to me via text message attachment. We here at CLGH love us some consistent formatting, but FUCK, how am I not...
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